First I whip it out! Then I thrust it...with great force! Every angle...it penetrates! Until...with great strength...I RAM IT IN! In the end we're all satisfied. And you are set free.
-Dante (Devil May Cry 4)
BYTE ME
"This is Constantine. John Constantine, asshole." - John Constantine
Dante
It takes a real man to eat a strawberry sundae.
Gambit
........
;x; He's my favorite X-Men character.
Dethklok.
Blacker than the blackest black, times infinity.
"Skwisgaar Skwigelf, taller than a tree.
Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee.
William Murderface, Murderface, Murderface.
Pickles the Drummer.
Doodly doo, ding-dong, doodly doodly doo.
Nathan Explosion."
At the end of the day a human being is not much more than the components used to create a common bomb. If you think about it we're not that special. Not you. Not me. We're all empty. We're all worthless.
~ Zolf J. Kimblee
I MY GIRLFRIEND
STAAAAAMPS
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http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a25c3921b2b1fac011b2c7cd8310003 Dr. Orpheus
these are the funniest conversations ever...its between me and my nii-sama ^^ luff them
me: oh!
me: that reminds me
Adrian Elliot: Oh?
Adrian Elliot: Yeah?
me: joseph got his belly button peirced
Adrian Elliot: <___< Copy cat!
me: i know x.x thats what i said
Adrian Elliot: -flails in Joseph's general direction- D<
me: *snicker*...you know..i dont like him anymore...but i would totally kill to see him kiss nother guy x.x
Adrian Elliot: <.< I'd kiss another guy just to see you kill.
me: xDDDD yessss
Adrian Elliot: xDDDD
Adrian Elliot: I'd probably do it even if you didn't kill. >.>
me: frikkin sweet >.> thats even better....just incase you put someone i like next to me
Adrian Elliot: xD
me: xD
me: my one moment of humor payed off
adrian: paid^ >>
me: >>...shut up..
adrian: << .....I love you.
Me: >>....no you dont
adrian: << .....................Give me five dollars.
Me: >> no
adrian: << Why not?
Me: because i dont have any money
adrian: << .......................Give me your soul.
Me: >>...no
adrian: << Why not?
Me: >>...because i dont have a soul
adrian: << ...You sold it already, didn't you? ._.
Me: yup *nod nod*
adrian: Damn!
Me: *nod nod*
Me: dear lord...i cant watch fuse for a while..
adrian: Why not? o.o;
Me: cause there like..running a marathon and playing all of justin timberlakes videos ._.
Me: ...i dont like justin timberlake.....hes a douche
Me: frikkin cock staine
adrian: Hey... I know this really cool guy that likes JT... so don't say that, I respect his opinion.
Me: ...i wont say it..but im totally gonna think it...
adrian: Freedom of thought, not speech. -pets- ^-^
Me: *nods nods*
adrian: You know what I don't get about the amendments..?
Me: what?
adrian: The first amendment is the right to bare arms and the second is freedom of speech, but if you have the first one you don't really need the second one because who's stupid enough to argue with a guy that has a gun?
Me: ..you..
adrian:.............
adrian: Hey!
adrian: Yeah, that's true. ._.
Me:...^^
Me: im weird >>
adrian: << Yush.
Me: AND IM PROUD OF IT!!! >=D
adrian: GOOD! =D
Me: >>...sorry...that was random
adrian: << ...I'm eating a poptart.
Me: >>..but that was even more random
adrian: <<... =D
Me: *shares an oreo with him and chester*
adrian: -nibbles it- You want to know the best part of being a guy? <<
Me: what?
adrian: While you girls are thinking and calculating... we...aren't... the main thought we have is "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" (low buzzing noise similar to static)... I hear it in my head a lot. >>
Me: oh...well wanna know whats the best part of being a girl? >>
adrian: Having boobs? <<
Me: yup ^^ its so great to look at a guy and say "hah my boobs are bigger than yours >=D"
Me: >>
adrian: << ...it's kind of sad when a man has bigger boobs than a woman.
Me: yea >>....
Me: then i can give them a bra for christmas >>
adrian: xD
adrian: omg! D=
adrian: It's New Year's Eve already.
Me: yea...HAPPY FUCKIN NEW YEARS....eve >>
adrian: << ...Happy FUCKING New YEARS! .......................EVE!
Me: wooooo!
adrian: Huzzah!
adrian: -kicks MySpace- I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL! D<
Me: >>...my myspace has your soul...
adrian: << nu uh... I sold my soul for a Mountani Dew like... three years ago... so HA! IN YOUR FACE... MYSPACE! >D
adrian: << .....unless I have two of them...
adrian: Yeah, I probably do. >>
Me: >>
Me: probably
adrian: Sounds like something that I'd do. -nod nod-
Me: *nod nod*
adrian: I gots cinnamon rolls! ^^
Me: woot!
Me: sugar!! *dives for them*
adrian: -screams like a girl then grabs the rolls and runs-
Me: *lands on face*..*growls and runs after him*
adrian: -starts stuffing his face with them as he runs- ^^
Me: *tackles him hoping that at least a little bit will be left*
adrian: -shoves the rest in his mouth as he gets tackled-
Me: ....*eye twitch*....
adrian: -smiles innocently with cheeks full of sugary goodness- ^^
Me: ...how rude..
adrian: -hands her an extra that he hand in his....pocket...or something...for later-
Me: *takes it, runs up a tree and nibbles on it*
adrian: -attempts to swallow the rolls in his mouth and starts choking on them-
Me: O_O..*jumps off of the tree and dose the heimlic manuver on him* live!!
adrian: -coughs them up a bit so he can breathe but tries eating them again and starts choking again-
Me: omg -.- *dose the heimlic manuver again* live!!
adrian: -coughs them up again- ...-doesn't want to spit the sugary goodness out-...-sits there wondering what to do-...
Me: *looks at him for a minute*....*runs back up the tree and nibbles the rest of her roll*
adrian: -slowly chews the rolls then swallows them, almost choking-
Me: *watches him*...*keeps nibbling on her roll*...
adrian: -licks his lips and smiles widely- YUMMY YUMMY!
Me: *climbs up higher so that he dosnt try to steal her roll*..
adrian: -sits there in ignorant bliss- ^^
Me: *sits down on your lap like alittle child* tell me a story nii-san
adrian: Umm...alright....lemme think of one -thinks- >.o
Me: ^-^
Me: ya know what nii-san
adrian: Wait! No! I got a story! ><
Me: ok
adrian: Let me tell it first!
adrian: Heh, here goes ^^
adrian: I saw a jolly hunter with a jolly gun, walking in the country in the jolly sun. In the jolly meadow sat a jolly hare, saw the jolly hunter, took jolly care. Hunter jolly eager- sight of jolly prey, forgot gun pointing wrong jolly way. Jolly hunter jolly head over heels gone, jolly old safety catch not jolly on. Bang went the jolly gun, hunter jolly dead, jolly hare got clean away, "Jolly good!" I said.
Me: hahahahahah! stupid hunter X3
"I kissed a girl and I liked it. The taste of her cherry Chapstick. I kissed a girl just to try it. I hope my boyfriend don't mind it. It felt so wrong. It felt so right. Don't mean I'm in love tonight. I kissed a girl and I liked it..." -I Kissed a Girl - Katy Pery
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